Coast Guard Shutdown Humor

"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired) 01/15/2019 at 23:36 • Filed to: puddle pirates

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Spotted on the Facebooks, more here:

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Terra > someassemblyrequired 01/15/2019 at 23:40

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Good find, thanks!

pip bip - choose Corrour > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2019 at 00:57

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Some people are probably thinking too soon 

Tapas > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2019 at 09:00

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Well, drug smuggling is always an option.

someassemblyrequired > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/16/2019 at 09:13

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Unfortunately no:

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Food-Pantry-Opens-at-Coast-Guard-Academy-to-Help-During-Shutdown-504381971.html

someassemblyrequired > Tapas 01/16/2019 at 09:14

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High seas piracy seems more noble?

Tapas > someassemblyrequired 01/16/2019 at 09:50

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Or they could smuggle non drug things, like small trucks and other “ forbidden fruit” cars . I’m waiting on this thing from Hong Kong. I don’t want the ships raided just yet.